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Insult SMS By Pankaj Kumar Mishra
pankajk_786@rediffmail.com
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- Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I
remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need
more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
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Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
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(Press
Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
- Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can
make free calls!
- I
saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk
SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS
OUT!
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want
2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We
cannot disturb our boss.
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(You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
- Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
Total Hit
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