Only in America
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Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry,
and a diet coke.
Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
opens to the counters.
Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless junk in the garage.
Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
Only in America... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process
so well, "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking
creatures".
Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering!
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